-iLuv
8.8.11
5.7.11
小笑话
几个人在高尔夫更衣室，一手机响很久，一男人按了免提键。女：亲爱的你在俱乐部吗？男：在。女：我看到一辆宝马才不到两百万。 男人：买 。女：还有那个楼盘又放盘了，6万一平。男：买。女：好爱你。男：也爱你。旁边的男人敬佩得目瞪口呆。男人挂了电话，问：这是谁的手机？
- From Pig's iPad
- From Pig's iPad
28.6.11
有一四!
一位禅师在旅途中碰到一个不喜欢他的人。连续几天，那人用尽各种方法污蔑他。最后，禅师转身问那人：“若有人送你一份礼物，但你拒绝接受，那么这份礼物属于谁呢？”那人回答：“属于原本送礼那个人。”禅师笑着说：“没错.若我不接受你的谩骂，那你就是在骂自己。”
- From Pig's iPad
26.3.11
男人女人
1.男人喝醉了，会想起很多女人——他没有得到的那些；女人喝醉了，会想起一个男人——离开她的那个。
2.男人与男人之间，只要臭味相投，就是铁杆朋友；但女人与女人之间，即使亲密无间，也时常有意无意地彼此处处设防。
3.能为一个人等多久，说得最动听的是男人,做得最痴迷的是女人.
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8.3.11
1.3.11
22.2.11
Sleepless night.
Is nothing but torture.
The night isn't getting any younger, yet the battle of my lethargic body & wondering mind has just begin.
As much as I do not wish to worry about work, it just play non-stop like a spoiled recorder.
Panic, have you contributed ample effort? Asked myself.
This can't go on, one can't be dragging his/her feet to work every morning. Yet can't survive without a paycheck at end of the month! Damn life...
Is it too late?
Yes, it's 1240am. Time for Zzz like it or not.
-iLuv
The night isn't getting any younger, yet the battle of my lethargic body & wondering mind has just begin.
As much as I do not wish to worry about work, it just play non-stop like a spoiled recorder.
Panic, have you contributed ample effort? Asked myself.
This can't go on, one can't be dragging his/her feet to work every morning. Yet can't survive without a paycheck at end of the month! Damn life...
Is it too late?
Yes, it's 1240am. Time for Zzz like it or not.
-iLuv
15.2.11
情人节? 你走开!
正式和2011年的情人节讲bye bye!
别问我如何庆祝因为我没有。相信很多人都和我一样，普普通通糊里糊涂地过了这一天。
其实活到这么老，我收过花的次数是一只手就能数清。从小每当看到女同学们都有爱慕者偷偷把花、卡片、礼物放在桌上，我都好羡慕、好嫉妒。
我并不是一个人缘极佳的女生而且生性好动，和男生通常都是非常要好的＂兄弟＂。就算有喜欢的男生，我也不敢主动表白。反而跟他们成为好朋友，有时还充当爱情顾问，哈哈哈！
每次一到靠近情人节的时候，女生总会先＂警告＂男朋友说你你你最好不要买花送礼物或预定什么高级烛光晚餐，因为一定很贵而且人超多！又会说什么如果相爱天天都是情人节的屁话！
男生们，如果你相信她们而什么都不做的话，那你就倒大霉了！
虽然花是贵了点没错，餐厅是挤了点没错，路上车子是多了些没错；但是如果有能力的话，给你心爱的人一些小惊喜，肯定能将感情升温！
无论如何，我祝愿大家包括自己都能过的幸福快乐。。。=D
-iLuv
别问我如何庆祝因为我没有。相信很多人都和我一样，普普通通糊里糊涂地过了这一天。
其实活到这么老，我收过花的次数是一只手就能数清。从小每当看到女同学们都有爱慕者偷偷把花、卡片、礼物放在桌上，我都好羡慕、好嫉妒。
我并不是一个人缘极佳的女生而且生性好动，和男生通常都是非常要好的＂兄弟＂。就算有喜欢的男生，我也不敢主动表白。反而跟他们成为好朋友，有时还充当爱情顾问，哈哈哈！
每次一到靠近情人节的时候，女生总会先＂警告＂男朋友说你你你最好不要买花送礼物或预定什么高级烛光晚餐，因为一定很贵而且人超多！又会说什么如果相爱天天都是情人节的屁话！
男生们，如果你相信她们而什么都不做的话，那你就倒大霉了！
虽然花是贵了点没错，餐厅是挤了点没错，路上车子是多了些没错；但是如果有能力的话，给你心爱的人一些小惊喜，肯定能将感情升温！
无论如何，我祝愿大家包括自己都能过的幸福快乐。。。=D
-iLuv
11.2.11
10.2.11
朋友
朋友就算再好 总会有一段时间互不理睬互不关心 不是因为厌烦了 那是因为认识了新朋友 那是喜新厌旧了吗？也不是。真正的朋友是当一段冷漠的时间过去后 还是依然可以在你的身边关心你和你一起打闹一起吵架，许久不见后再相聚也不会尴尬，像往日一起吃饭还是有说不完的话题 讲不完的心事。
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7.2.11
6.2.11
Part 2 【中国人眼中的老外】
1) 喜欢与同性做爱
2）喜欢像兔子一样吃生菜
3）把不同颜色的酒搞在一起喝
4）与父母吃好饭各自付账
5）出门坐飞机大包小包像搬家
6）不吃壮阳药只用伟哥
7）把发结往脖子上戴
8）公众场合展示至少23乳房
9）女人腿毛比男人长
10）有事没事OMG。。。
哈哈哈，没错！
-iLuv
2）喜欢像兔子一样吃生菜
3）把不同颜色的酒搞在一起喝
4）与父母吃好饭各自付账
5）出门坐飞机大包小包像搬家
6）不吃壮阳药只用伟哥
7）把发结往脖子上戴
8）公众场合展示至少23乳房
9）女人腿毛比男人长
10）有事没事OMG。。。
哈哈哈，没错！
-iLuv
5.2.11
<冷冷的笑话>
大学老师讲的：我一次出去玩，在一个远房亲戚家住了两天。那里有个风俗就是小孩子的尿是最干净的。他们就用童子尿来烧蛋，鸡蛋，放在尿里煮，说是非常养生。我哪里敢吃，无奈人家热情，一直劝我吃吃吃，我没办法只好来了句：我不爱吃鸡蛋。我那亲戚更可爱了，说那你喝点汤吧。
-iLuv
-iLuv
4.2.11
老外眼中的“中国人标志”
⒈喜欢吃鸡脚鸭脖
⒉吃鱼时吸鱼头
⒊吃动物内脏
⒋喜欢唱卡拉OK
⒌遥控器外面包着塑料
⒍从没吻过你父母
⒎餐后争着抢着买单
⒏拜访别人时会带着水果
⒐只用筷子打鸡蛋,从不用打蛋器
⒑在家喝茶总是用一个带盖的茶杯
⒒吃自助餐之前先把自己饿个半死
哈哈, 你觉得呢?
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<金'怡'良言>
~别和小人过不去，因为他本来就过不去；别和社会过不去，因为你会过不去；别和自己过不去，因为一切都会过去；别和往事过不去，因为它已经过去；别和现实过不去，因为你还要过下去。
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2.2.11
1.2.11
西游记<沙僧>
沙僧最常说的几句话：“大师兄，师傅被妖怪抓走了”“二师兄，师傅被妖怪抓走了”“大师兄，二师兄被妖怪抓走了”“大师兄，师傅和二师兄都被妖怪抓走了”“师傅，大师兄说的对”“大师兄，二师兄说的对”“二师兄，大师兄说的对”“二师兄，这就是你的不对了”“二师兄，你就少说两句吧”
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Location : 42-48 Pandan Rd,
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<冷冷的笑话>
法律系期末考试：“试举例说明法律一词中‘法’与‘律’有何不同？“ 某女学生答：“当然不同，如果我告诉我妈我的男朋友是‘律师’，她会很高兴；如果我说男朋友是‘法师’，她一定会把我打死。”
-iLuv
-iLuv
28.1.11
写给有青春豆的人
痘痘告诉你身体情况！三角区长痘：表示可能有胃肠不适。下巴长痘：内分泌失调。要少吃冰冷的东西。鼻头长痘：胃火过盛，消化系统异常。脸颊两侧： 这部分皮肤出现粉刺，表示饮食必须加以节制。鼻子两侧出现黑头粉刺：表示血液循环不良。额头总有大粒痘痘，肝脏已经积累了过多毒素，应早睡早起.
10.1.11
Cold cold...
One hour more to say good bye to Monday...
Good bye Blues!
Today has been a whole drizzling day making the weather cool and humid. Sometimes i hate the rain because it makes my car wet whenever i open close the door, but overall still beats having the big yolk shining on my face.
Its my first time writing blog at own house! Feeling quite unusual but good, looking at my own tv, own com, own bed, own fan, own space! Feels like a grown-up! =D
Just came back from dinner at Peony Jade restaurant located at keppel club, good food at $43++ per person but can order a wide varieties on the menu because its ala carte buffet. If not for eating together with boss and his daughters, i think i can enjoy & savor the food better.
Watching tv now while waiting for my hair to dry. This week got cousin's bday chalet on wed to fri at jurong?!! =_= far enough to make me say no.
Die~~ feeling damn sleepy now but cannot Zzz with wet hair or else tao hong! (you must be snoring away now >_<)
So good weather to enjoy the bed and cover with smooth & pang pang blanket... Yawnz, endure! awhile more.....Zzzzzzzzzzz
Good bye Blues!
Today has been a whole drizzling day making the weather cool and humid. Sometimes i hate the rain because it makes my car wet whenever i open close the door, but overall still beats having the big yolk shining on my face.
Its my first time writing blog at own house! Feeling quite unusual but good, looking at my own tv, own com, own bed, own fan, own space! Feels like a grown-up! =D
Just came back from dinner at Peony Jade restaurant located at keppel club, good food at $43++ per person but can order a wide varieties on the menu because its ala carte buffet. If not for eating together with boss and his daughters, i think i can enjoy & savor the food better.
Watching tv now while waiting for my hair to dry. This week got cousin's bday chalet on wed to fri at jurong?!! =_= far enough to make me say no.
Die~~ feeling damn sleepy now but cannot Zzz with wet hair or else tao hong! (you must be snoring away now >_<)
So good weather to enjoy the bed and cover with smooth & pang pang blanket... Yawnz, endure! awhile more.....Zzzzzzzzzzz
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